Anthony Michael Hall…I love you too much c:
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Nanny #1: Children, as your new nanny, I know that we’re concerned about the environment. So, this morning, let’s discuss how to prevent forest fires.
Wednesday: Prevent them? [lights a match]
Nanny #2: All right, children. I’ve had it up to here. Now you just answer one, simple question. Where is that baby?
Wednesday: Which part?
Nanny #3: [talking through the puppet] Hello, kiddies. I’m Polly the puppet. What shall we do today? I know! Let’s all clean our rooms.
Wednesday: [produces a devil puppet] Hello Polly. I’ll clean my room in exchange for your immortal soul. [puppet rubs his hands together]
Does anyone else also think of this when they hear Katy Perry’s alien-rape-role play-fantasy song? “I wanna be a victim.” No offense, but I’d set you all on fire before choosing to be a victim.